Education Guide

Fulaninho, 4 years

Days before completing four years, the boy announces that he will drop the bottle when you birthday. In the “D Day” wakes up, sees the bottle ready at the bedside and takes it all. Then, sounding angry, complains to the family “who had to make my mama today, I said I was going to stop sucking on my birthday? Now I have to wait another year … “Time passed and he never mentioned it. Just dropped the bottle with more than six years old.

Fulaninho, around 6 years, and Fulaninha, around 9 years

The cousins ​​spend their vacations at the beach. All fulaninho dinner and just continues to fold in front of the dish nearly full. Suddenly, the boy hears his grandmother saying, “Fulaninha, if you leave the table and do not wait, do not have sex with you today.” More than quickly gave up the girl up. The grandmother waited all go to their room to sleep and the girl gave a striking before the thing happened. He chatted with everyone and explained that sex is an adult thing.

Second graders from a private school of São Paulo
During a discussion, fulaninho calls a fellow “son of a bitch.” The teacher scolds and says that is not correct to talk like that to a girl and says: “I doubt that his father talk like this with a colleague at work.” And the boy says: “At work I do not know, but my father always say it to my mom! ”

Fulaninho, 70′s, around 5 years (The impact would be even if he had 10, 11 years)

The boy enters the house screaming. Almost breathlessly, forward of the mother and, panting, blurts out: “Mommy, Mommy, what is oral sex and anal sex?” The mother explained.

First grade student of a private school of São Paulo

The teacher scolds those who did not want to do the lesson in class. Saying that you can not wait to do the will, turns to one student and says, “Imagine if your father does not deliver a job that his boss had …” The student stops and says, “But my father is the boss. ” The teacher reverses the situation: “So what if the employee does not do what your father have? “Ah, then he sends them away.”

Fulaninho, 3 years

Dissatisfied with the choice of the family, the boy refused to go every day to school. The father, trying to convince him asks: “Come on, show the school to Daddy.” When the two arrive, excited the boy runs around the place explaining: “This is the principal’s office, here is where he takes his lunch, this is the bathroom, here is the playground … Ready Dad, this is the school now, let’s go. ” Days later, the fulaninho jumping over the wall of the school and coming home alone.

Fulaninha, 1 year and a half

After dancing in the June celebration of the school, the girl hugged and kissed the mouth of the classmate. Reprimanded by adults who were around, explained: “Everyone kisses in the mouth, also fulaninha kisses.”

Fulaninha, 1 year and 9 months

The mother was pregnant, the baby waiting for the next month. Someone says, “That’s cool, fulaninha, the mother is expecting a baby, you want a little brother?” Without hesitation, the girl replies, “No thanks!”

Fulaninha, around 5 years
Walking down the street with his mother packed Teodoro Sampaio, fulaninha calls of jerks all the time. Suddenly, after a strong jolt, shoot “Cow.” “What is it, fulaninha not talk like that.” Soon after, one more push, the snorts and says fulaninha between-teeth: “Bubbles!”

Fulaninha, around 7 years old

A group of children with a fun game. A match after another, only to lose fulaninha. When they are very upset, crying and goes up to seek solace with her mother, who says: “Fulaninha go play, you must learn to lose.” And the girl replied, sobbing, “I know I lose, I need to learn what is winning!”

Fulaninho, 1 year and 10 months

Playing with the mother, fulaninho tries to sing the music of the Big Bad Wolf can only tune a bad wolf. But it was enough to recognize her mother. “Bad Wolf? You know the story of the big bad wolf, who told? He says the name of the teacher. Encouraged, the mother will ask if the story had each of the characters of Little Red Riding Hood. One by one, the fulaninho confirms: “I had.” Excited, the mother begins to wonder all over again. To escape the nuisance, one by one, the fulaninho dismissive: “No!”