Education Guide

Fulaninho, four years

before the day was four years old, the boy announces that he will drop the bottle when you birthday. In the “D Day” wakes up, sees the bottle ready at the bedside and takes it all. Then, sounding angry, complains to the family “who had to make my mama today, I said I was going to stop sucking on my birthday? Now I have to wait another year … “Time passed and he never mentioned it. Just dropped the bottle with more than six years old. Fulaninho, around 6 years, and Fulaninha, around 9 years the cousins ​​spend their vacations at the beach. All fulaninho dinner and just continues to fold in front of the dish nearly full. Suddenly, the boy hears his grandmother saying, “Fulaninha, if you leave the table and do not wait, do not have sex with you today. “More than quickly gave up the girl up.’s grandmother waited all go to their room to sleep and the girl gave a striking before the thing happened. He talked to everyone and explained that sex is something adult . second graders from a private school of São Paulo during a discussion, fulaninho calls a fellow “son of a bitch.” The teacher scolds and says that is not correct to talk like that to a girl and says: “I doubt that the his father talk like this with a colleague at work. “And the boy says:” At work I do not know, but my father always say that my mom! ” Fulaninho, 70′s, around 5 years (the impact would be the same if he had 10, 11) The boy enters the house screaming. Almost breathlessly, forward of the mother and, panting, blurts out: “Mommy, Mommy, what is oral sex and anal sex?” The mother explained. first graders from a private school of São Paulo The teacher scolds those who did not want to do the lesson in class. Saying that you can not wait to do the will, turns to one student and says, “Imagine if his father does not deliver a job that his boss had … “The student stops and says,” But my father is the boss. “The teacher reverses the situation:” So what if the employee does not do what his father have? “Oh, so he sends him away.” Fulaninho, 3 years Dissatisfied with the choice of the family, the boy refused to go every day to school. The father, trying to convince him asking: “We there, the school to show Daddy. “When they arrive, excited the boy runs around the place explaining:” This is the principal’s office, here is where he takes his lunch, this is the bathroom, here is the playground. Ready .. Dad, this is the school now, let’s go. “Days later, the fulaninho jumping over the wall of the school and coming home alone. Fulaninha, 1 year and a half after the June Festival of dance school, girl hugged and kissed the mouth of the classmate. reprimanded by adults who were around, explained: “Everyone kisses in the mouth, also fulaninha kisses.” Fulaninha, 1 year and 9 months the mother was pregnant, expecting baby the following month. Someone says, “That’s cool, fulaninha, the mother is expecting a baby, you want a little brother?” Without hesitation, the girl replies, “No thanks!” Fulaninha around 5 years of walking with mother Teodoro Sampaio crowded the street, fulaninha calls of jerks all the time. suddenly, after a strong jolt, shoot “Cow.” “What is it, fulaninha not talk like that.” Shortly thereafter, one more push the fulaninha buffa-between teeth and says: “Bubbles!” Fulaninha, around the age of 7 A group of children with a fun game. A match after another, only to lose fulaninha. When they are very upset, up crying and goes to seek solace with her ​​mother, who says: “Fulaninha go play, you must learn to lose.” And the girl replied, sobbing, “I know I lose, I need to learn what is winning!” Fulaninho, 1 year 10 months and playing with the mother, fulaninho tries to sing the music of the Big Bad Wolf can only tune a bad wolf. But it was enough to recognize her mother. “Bad Wolf? You know the story of the big bad wolf, who told ? He says the name of the teacher. Animated, the mother will ask if the story had each of the characters of Little Red Riding Hood. One by one, the fulaninho confirms: “I had.” Excited, the mother begins to wonder all over again. To escape the nuisance, one by one, the fulaninho dismissive: “No!” It is worth reviewing: